Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...