I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...