The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
University Courses For Women
Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother’sEB102: We...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...