A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...