Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...