What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...