Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...