Santa vs. system admins
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Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
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