Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!