Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...