stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....