Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
Lots of words
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring,...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...