If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...