Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”