Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...