Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...