Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...