Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...