Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...