A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....