What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...