Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...