A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...