Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...