Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
JokesGalore defines farts!
Here’s a handy list to print out and carry with you at all times....