Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...