Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...