Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”