Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...