My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...