Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...