The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...