THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...