How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
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‘Please cheese me’!
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A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
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Did you hear about Tempura House?
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The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
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