Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...