Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...