Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...