Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...