Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...