Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...