What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...