Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...