Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...