Eat the watermelons
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The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Subjects for a date
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Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...
You’re in great health
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Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...