Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...