Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...