Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...