Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...