Looking into their eyes
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Is there a way to thank you?
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Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....