Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...