Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...