Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...